Muahahahaha...

You Are 48% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side. Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

How Evil Are You?

I think this test tells me (and you too) something... Muahahahaha....

Yah Bitch! I'm going to the Beach!

I've been depressed for too long... it's been 3 months that I've been unhappy. I'm sick of it! I want Happy Jane back!!!

I'm going to the beach... set myself free... forget all the bad parts of my past. Start new happy life without you.

Look forward... move on... make myself happy...

Let's go to the beach!
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Edited at 16:45PM

I'm going with Jo (again) and the island I'm going this time is called Koh Kood; I will stay at Siam Beach resort
Anyone wants to join us?
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A Single Woman Looking for Millionaire Husband

I got inspired from Brighter Death, so I decided to post this:

A 27 years old (going 28 this April) single woman is looking for a single millionaire* to be my husband.

This wicked, funny, insane woman is called Jane (not her real name but real nickname). Thai nationality, never been married and never had children (not get along well with children actually).

Have some education in a university in Thailand, majoring in mass communication (but has problem to communicate with others, always make people confused.) and also minoring in motion pictures and still photography (now only do it for hobby, watching movies and taking photos)

Have been working for 6 years in many companies (all in media field) but now doesn't want to work anymore. <-- This is the reason why I'm looking for a millionaire hubby.

Love travel, love travel so much... prefer travel with husband but if husband is busy, can travel alone. Just give credit cards and (lot of) cash in bank account.

Can cook Thai cuisine and some Chinese dishes (but better have someone else taking care of this if you want to live longer.)

Appreciate arts and music, don't mind having own gallery or music studio. Can attend concert/opera/theatre and other performances with pleasure.

Spend most of the time in bed reading books, any kind of books. If have your own library would be advantage.

If interested, please send your recent photo and financial statement to my email address (no phone call please) before April 25th, 2013.

*millionaire = currency accepted are United Kingdom Pounds(GBP), Euro(EUR) and United State Dollars(USD)

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What else should I say? Do you think any millionaire will read this post and contact me? Hmmm.... or you can spread this by mouth or your blog. I would appreciate your support(If I can really marry one millionaire, you will have some benefit too).

Ok... Millionaires, here I come! Watch out!
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PS. I did this today because my Horoscope says this:
Daily extended (by Astrology.com)
You're due to catch someone's eye -- and touch their heart, too -- in a very, very nice way, thanks to the heavens, who are in a tender, romantic mood. As a result, your already sensual nature will be running on high, but you'll also be ready to have a nice, heart-to-heart chat -- in private. If there's something you need to say either to create or improve the closeness between you, go right ahead. There's no time like the present.

Sheesha Night!

I went out after work for Lebanese dinner with my journalist friends; Pui, Gaew, Mimi, Lin and Raul... and after dinner we went for sheesha... ahh...
That's how we spent our Monday night!!!

Lin, Raul and Me

Mimi and Gaew...

What I did last Saturday evening...

Non Violence....please.......

Sondhi, Protest leader against PM Thaksin.

Jane and Lin...

Crew Swap! All the crew from Fuji TV but the boss from TBS!!

On my desk...

I was on sick leave on Thursday... and I went back to work on Friday. I saw this on my desk! My little Randy and my mouse! I think I know who did this... Well... I had a big laugh when I saw it anyway! It made my Friday brighter... ;-)

How Swearing Works

I registered to this RSS service of Howstuffworks, it's fun! well..maybe only for me as I'm just too curious...hehehe

But I want you to try this one! It's good to know 'How swearing works'

We all know what "bad words" are. Unlike most other language rules, we learn about swearwords and how to use them without any real study or classroom instruction. Even very young children know which words are naughty, although they don't always know exactly what those words mean.

But swearwords aren't quite as simple as they seem. They're paradoxical -- saying them is taboo in nearly every culture, but instead of avoiding them as with other taboos, people use them. Most associate swearing with being angry or frustrated, but people swear for a number of reasons and in a variety of situations. Swearing also serves multiple purposes in social interactions. Not only that, your brain treats swear words differently than it treats other words.

In this article, we'll explore what makes words into swearwords, why most Americans use them and how society responds to swearing. We'll also look at one of its most fascinating aspects -- the way it affects your brain.

***A Note on Geography
Most research on swearing printed in English discusses swearing in English. Although every culture has its own swearwords, the statistics in this article primarily come from research involving English-speaking people in the United States and Great Britain. Research related to swearing and the brain, however, should apply to speakers of any language***

The Basics of Swearing
Virtually every language in every culture in the world has its own unique swearwords. Even different dialects of the same language can have different expletives. The very first languages probably included swearwords, but since writing evolved after speaking did, there's no record of who said the first swearword or what that word was. Because of the taboos surrounding it, written language histories also include few records of the origins of swearing. Even today, many dictionaries don't include profanity, and comparatively few studies have examined swearing.

***According to the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," the most offensive word in the universe is "Belgium." The "Firefly" universe, on the other hand, uses invented swears and Chinese curses.***

Most researchers agree that swearing came from early forms of word magic. Studies of modern, non-literate cultures suggest that swearwords came from the belief that spoken words have power. Some cultures, especially ones that have not developed a written language, believe that spoken words can curse or bless people or can otherwise affect the world. This leads to the idea that some words are either very good or very bad. read more>>

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Now you all know what I really do at work....hehehe....

What's next?

Remember the thief story? I have new one...
This morning...my mom walked to the front door... just to clean the house as routine, she saw blood...yes blood...all over in front of our house!!
She wondered that maybe it's a dog..got hit by a car... she didn't think much. But when she asked the motorcycle taxi who sitting not far away what blood is this? He told mom that..last night, there was a fight...and someone got stabbed!!! right in front of my house!!!
Then she started checking the blood stain carefully...she saw the stain of footprint and it looked like...someone was dragged to the other side of the road!!
Nobody know who is the victim...nobody what happened last night...just a fight and someone got hurt...and knife is the weapon. And yes.. blood...in front of my house!!
What will happen next???
I really want to have a dog!!!

Dizzy...

I don't know what is wrong with me but I feel little dizzy all day. When I went out for lunch, I felt dizzy while walking back to the building... my eyes couldn't focus, I had to stop walking a few times. I still feel dizzy now...oh and nauseous too!
What is wrong??? No headache... no fever... only dizziness...
I am sure I had enough sleep... I had breakfast... then why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
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Edited
My friend 'John' diagnosed me and his theory is "I got too much MSG", that makes sense!! Last night I went to dinner with friends, having moo kata (Thai style BBQ) and I felt thisrty all night after that!!!

*MSG = Mono Sodium Glutamate

Do It!!!

Daily extended (by Astrology.com)
You can come out now; it's finally safe. That means whatever you've been trying to forget about --in vain, judging by the quality of your sleep lately --will finally become no more than a distant memory. In the meantime, you can do yourself a tremendous favor by simply letting go of the anger and resentment you've been feeling --and what finer way to do just that than by taking yourself out for a ride, a shopping spree or a massage? A nice, long one. Do it to it.
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Massage...sounds good!
Shopping...mmm...
Do it...whatever...Just Do It!

More Cheese???

I'm a Cheese Pizza!!!
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Traditional and comforting.
You focus on living a quality life.
You're not easily impressed with novelty.
Yet, you easily impress others.
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What's Your Pizza Personality?

Souvenir from Sydney, Australia

It's not bad to guard the office alone for one week while other colleagues were on their assignment and vacation, at least I got some souvenir from them!!
And...what I got from Australia this time? Ahh...
Take a look!




Let's get drunk!!!

Monday Again...

Where has my weekend gone?

I think my Sunday has only 18 hours and 30 hours for Monday...sigh...

Oi...I have no inspiration to write anything here...it's Monday!!

I'm having headache...

So sorry for Kracker...

Blogger Status
Thursday, March 16, 2006

The filer that we have been having trouble with in the last few days failed again. Those blogs that are stored on the bad filer are temporarily not available for publishing and viewing. We are working on replacing the filer and restoring access to the blogs affected.

Update (7 am, March 17): we are still in the process migrating data off of the bad filer. We sincerely apologize for the continuing problems.

Posted by Pal at 21:14 PST

Currently photo uploading is not working for FTP users. We are aware of the problem and should have a fix within a few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience.


Update (4:10pm) : This has been fixed. Thank you for your patience.

Posted by Steve at 15:38 PST

Unfortunately, we have to do some maintenance on one of our filers today from 9 am to 9:40 am PST. Some blogs will be inaccessible while this is going on. Everyone is able to publish, however, regardless of whether or not the blog is down for maintenance.

We apologize to those blog owners who are affected by this.

Update: This maintenance is now complete.

Posted by Prashant at 08:54 PST
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What time is 08:54 PST in Thailand time?? I can not open Kracker's blog even now...
"Blog under maintenance
This blog is temporarily not viewable."
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Finally Friday!!!

Imagine...Jane in orange t-shirt dancing around her office alone as nobody is here...again
It's Friday!!
It's finally Friday!!
Aha!! It is Friday, people!! Let's celebrate!!
Do you have any plan for tonight? I do!!
I sound so happy right??
YEAH!! I am happy!!
Why not? IT IS FINALLY FRIDAY!!!

Before Sunrise & Before Sunset...

No more question about Ethan Hawke as my most favourite male actor of all time...

I don't have anything to do here today, so I search through webboards, websites... I found him...my Ethan Hawke in these 2 movies... Before Sunrise and Before Sunset

Here are something I want to share from these 2 movies:

Before Sunrise -- Can the greatest romance of your life last only one night?

Jesse: You know what's the worst thing about somebody breaking up with you? Is when you remember how little you thought about the people you broke up with and you realize that is how little they're thinking of you. You know, you'd like to think you're both in all this pain but they're just like 'Hey, I'm glad you're gone'.
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Celine: Isn't everything we do in life a way to be loved a little more?
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Celine: If there's any kind of magic in this world, it must be in the attempt of understanding someone, sharing something. I know, it's almost impossible to succeed, but... who cares, really? The answer must be in the attempt.

Before Sunset -- What if you had a second chance with the one that got away?

Jesse: Life's hard. It's supposed to be. If we didn't suffer, we'd never learn anything.
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Jesse: What do you think were the chances of us ever meeting again?
Celine: After that December, I'd say almost zero. But we're not real anyway, right? We're just, uh, characters in that old lady's dream. She's on her deathbed, fantasizing about her youth. So of course we had to meet again.
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Celine: You can never replace anyone because everyone is made up of such beautiful specific details.

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Did you get any idea of what to do on this coming weeken??? Watching DVDs??? Have any movie in mind yet??? I have already!!!

Nothing to say...

I wish I have something to post on my blog...I tried to think..hard.
Harder I tried...and tried but I got none...
No idea...no inspiration...nothing...

I am no dragon...today or tomorrow...
I'm just a girl who has blank head... big head but nothing inside...
Oh...I'm a balloon girl...

up...up...and up
high..high in the sky..
think...think...why?
I am just a balloon girl...

Sleepy Monkey...

I'm sleepy...

I fell asleep here on my desk...

I took afternoon nap on the sofa in my office...

I'm still sleepy...

Don't wake me...

I'm only sleeping...

Yawning...

Chicken Little!

Coming to Disney DVD March 21!!!

Chicken Little and the gang


Chicken Little with The Cat

Chicken Little and Little friend

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hasta mañana

.....or hasta luego? Which one is better??? for saying... until we meet again...

and it's always brown..

Your Eyes Should Be Brown

Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

What Color Should Your Eyes Be?

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My real colour is also brown ;-)

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I'm Teal Green

You are a one of a kind, original person. There's no one even close to being like you.
Expressive and creative, you have a knack for making the impossible possible.
While you are a bit offbeat, you don't scare people away with your quirks.
Your warm personality nicely counteracts and strange habits you may have.
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Un chien andalou

Inspired by Brighter Death, her latest post reminds me of the movie I've seen when I was studying a Film class (I think it's History of Film) in university. I forgot about that movie and with a little help from my friend, Jo, I just realised that this movie was written by Salvador Dali!!!

It's Un chien andalou (1929)

What am I seeking???

You Are a Seeker Soul

You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges. You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions. Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist. Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!). Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others. And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you. You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically. Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas. Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

What Kind of Soul Are You?

Mexican??

You Are Mexican Food

Spicy yet dependable. You pull punches, but people still love you.

What Kind of Food Are You?

No idea for new post...

I have no idea what to post today...
We were happier when we're kids...right???
2 years old Jane was happy... you can see...

She Loves You...

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You think you lost your love,
When I saw her yesterday.
It’s you she’s thinking of
And she told me what to say.
She says she loves you
And you know that can’t be bad.
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad. ooh!

She said you were to know
That she almost lost her mind.
And now she says she knows
You’re not the hurting kind.
She says she loves you
And you know that can’t be bad.
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad. ooh!

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You know you should be glad.

And now it’s up to you,
I think it’s only fair,
If I should hurt you, too,
Apologize to her
Because she loves you
And you know that can’t be bad.
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad. ooh!

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
And with a love like that
You know you should be glad.
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Beatles

11 CDs for 1000 baht...

I'm the Pirate Queen!!! hehehe... What did I get this time? Oh!! Only 6 CDs (another 5 go to Jo) but all songs from 11 CDs..

Here we are:

1. James Blunt*, Chasing Time: the bedlam session
*Will you marry me, James?
2. Richard Ashcroft, Keys To The World
3. David Gray, LIVE IN SLOW MOTION
4. Jack Johnson and Friends, Sing-A-Longs and Lullabies for the film Curious George
5. Tahiti 80, Fosbury
6. Pink Martini, The best of Pink Martini

Another 5
7. Beth Orton, Comfort Of Strangers
8. Oasis, Don't Believe The Truth
9. Fiona Apple, Extraordinary Machine
10. Dave Matthews Band, Stand Up
11. Jamie Cullum, Catching Tales

And then we make them all into MP3, and share each other...I'm happy.... Are you happy??? Everybody loves music!!!

йеин

It's 'Jane' in russian.... right??
and каракола for caracola!!!.... isn't that cool??
Don't ask me how I know this... :-)
порннапа loves you all!!!

International Women's Day

Today, Wednesday 8 March 2006, is International Women's Day...To inspire women to achieve their full potential.

Dear all women... do you think you achieve your full potential? If the answer is 'No', why don't you start today?

Quote of the day

The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad.
- Salvador Dali

Melting....

I would jump up and down...up and down... and scream like a lunatic girl on full moon!!!
Look at those guys!!! Well... some are not good looking but they are so cool!!! You know which ones I'm talking about, right?

Jake!!! Eric!!! George!!! Oh!! My God!!!....if Ethan Hawke was here....I would scream louder!!!! Oh!!!!!!!!

Tim Burton is so cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also Jack Nicholson!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm melting....

What happened last night!

Around 1AM..while I was drinking, dancing and getting drunk with my friends. Someone broke into my house...walked pass my room and went to my mom's room. He opened the door at the same time my mom woke up for the toilet. She was wondering that her door was opened. She turned on the light (which she never done that when going to use the toilet next to her bedroom), walked into the toilet and left the door open. She sat down and saw the feet..behind the toilet door!! She screamed out loud "THIEF!!!". She was so shocked, also that guy. He pushed my mom away and ran off the house through back door, climbed up the backyard wall..left his foot print as one evidence.
Mom is still in shock right now...
Good news...nothing was stolen... Mom remembers his face, and we are sure that he is the painter who stays temporary next to our house. There are 3 guys but last night after the police came here and searched for the thief...there were only 2 guys here. One guy was missing... No body knows where he was...or where he is....
I wasn't home... I went out...having fun with my friends and staying at my friend's place.

What would I be home? That guy came through my room... hmm....

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*Added*
Food diary on saturday and sunday:
Sat-
Brunch: pork porridge (โจ๊กหมู)
Dinner: Sukothai noodle soup (ก๋วยเตี๋ยวสุโขทัย Nooddi)
Late night snack: Macflurry Oreo (ice cream by MacDonald), French Fried
Drinks: 2 beers (Draught Heineken, Corona), 2 cocktails (Cuba Libre, Tequila sunrise)

Sun-
Brunch: Rice + fried pork with sweet basil leaves (ผัดกะเพราหมูราดข้าว)
Dinner: dim sum

Arrggghhh..... What did I do on Saturday???? Super Size ME!!
P.S. On Saturday, I did go yoga for 1.5 hours and go dancing after getting drunk though. Burning calories a little bit...hehe

Thai Boxing!

I went to Thai boxing class today!!!
It was really fun...and funny too... :-)
2 hours...to punch, to kick..to use elbow..knee...to attack...and to learn how to protect myself...
The teacher is fun.. he was 3 times champion in Thai boxing!!
He is really good though...
I'm going again next week!!!
Jane..Kick Ass!!!

I Am Woman

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor
No one's ever gonna keep me down again

CHORUS
Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman

You can bend but never break me
'cause it only serves to make me
More determined to achieve my final goal
And I come back even stronger
Not a novice any longer
'cause you've deepened the conviction in my soul

CHORUS

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

FADE
I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong
I am woman

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Artist: Helen Reddy
Words and Music: Helen Reddy and Ray Burton
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A Small Reunion...

My high school friends....in a special meeting. Introducing Tomas...our future friend-in-law from Sweden on Last Friday!

PS. Koy...go to my zorpia for more pics!

Kook and Aey...from Koy's camera...night mode isn't that bad!!

The couple....L and Tomas (imported from Sweden)

Toiy, Ying and Jane!

All the folks....that day! how many of us???

Firing mouth!!

Oi... the food I ate for lunch is buring my mouth....
Let's see what I consumed and will consume today!

Morning: Thai pork sausage + mixed fruits shake (หมูยอ กับน้ำผลไม้ปั่น)

Lunch: White rice + super spicy chicken curry (no coconut) with bamboo shoot and fried minced pork (แกงป่าไก่หน่อไม้ กับหมูสับทอดราดข้าว) + papaya

Dinner: Yen ta foe noodle (noodle with pink sauce made from fermented tofu) - บะหมี่เย็นตาโฟแห้ง ไม่ใส่เลือด + guava

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That chicken curry is super spicy...hot!! burning hot I meant.... but papaya saved me... ahhh...I'm full now...and really need siesta!!

Very short trip to Poipet!

Here are some pictures...from Poipet, Cambodia. Actually I didn't get inside Cambodia, only walking around the border...as I didn't have visa!
Well...I hope you enjoy the pics here and to see some more at my zorpia!
*Some pictures were taken by BBsan*

I'm sure what he's carrying is heavy...

I think she is hungry...from the way she looks at that thing...I don't know what it is though!!!

Funny Jane.... the staff told me not to fill the form as I'm not going anywhere... :-( I didn't go anywhere...true!

STOP!!!

A big smile...

Shopping area at Rong Kluae market!

... F4 fan ...

Brand name shop...

Thai-Cambodia border...

I woke up at 5 am this morning...to go to Thai-Cambodia border with BBsan... I will update with the pictures me and BBsan took when we're there later!
Poipet...Cambodian border casino town... nothing much to see.. only casinos and many many of carriers.
Well...just wait for pictures then!

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Food diary day #2

Morning: Same fruits shake

Lunch: Fried egg tofu with vegetables and minced pork + rice (เต้าหู้ทรงเครื่องกับข้าวสวย)

Dinner: Rice + fried minced pork (ข้าวกับหมูสับทอด 2 ก้อน)